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Mitch Hedberg quotes

Mitch Hedberg quotes

Submitted By Evan Schoenberg (evands)


How could there not be a Random Mitch Hedberg Quotes script?

This guy asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said, "No ... but I would like a regular banana later, so ... yeah."

Credits: wikiquote, its many contributors, regexp, and, of course, the late great Mitch Hedberg

To use: %_mitch

Updated to run where it is not the first entered text in a message.


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# by midjetville on 07/01/06 at 08:29:54


i was actually considering making this myself, but yhou beat me to it.

# by ispytonyv on 07/01/06 at 13:34:14

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again," because apparently they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me — "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait — Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

... HAHA best xtra ever! Mitch was the best!

# by zaudragon on 07/05/06 at 17:40:42

Well… you know that that quote page is missing some right?

Have fun downloading bootlegs and typing them in! :D

# by davethesupermagician on 09/15/06 at 04:59:45

mitch is awesome i dont think anyone on earth doesnt like him

nice work

# by coerul on 04/01/07 at 00:16:55

I love Mitch x3

And I love this script. :3

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Mitch Hedberg
tightrope walkers, jugglers, frozen bananas, bears, kuala bears, cake eaters, the laidback dudes at Pringles